22 7 / 2014

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit."God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

(via troyesivan)

19 7 / 2014

(Source: facebook.com, via heyfunniest)

17 7 / 2014

thebrainscoop:

So we’re digging in this rock quarry in Wyoming - the ambient air temperature is in the mid-80’s (~29 c), but surrounded by high walls of white reflective rock make it feel as though you’re working in a kiln. It’s incredibly dry and on a daily basis somebody gets a spontaneous nosebleed. Tom and I both had issues with the heat, constant sun exposure and the quick altitude change - Chicago is at 675 feet, our dig site was between 7,500-8,000. The dig came at the end of 6 intense week of travel and events for me. I was pretty worn down by the time we started filming, to say the least. 
And I actually took some time to consider putting on a light sweater when I realized I’d be leaning over our rock slab and facing the camera. I had to ask Tom to let me know if he thought the potential down-the-shirt shots were going to be a distraction. Do you know how ridiculous that is? 

thebrainscoop:

So we’re digging in this rock quarry in Wyoming - the ambient air temperature is in the mid-80’s (~29 c), but surrounded by high walls of white reflective rock make it feel as though you’re working in a kiln. It’s incredibly dry and on a daily basis somebody gets a spontaneous nosebleed. Tom and I both had issues with the heat, constant sun exposure and the quick altitude change - Chicago is at 675 feet, our dig site was between 7,500-8,000. The dig came at the end of 6 intense week of travel and events for me. I was pretty worn down by the time we started filming, to say the least. 

And I actually took some time to consider putting on a light sweater when I realized I’d be leaning over our rock slab and facing the camera. I had to ask Tom to let me know if he thought the potential down-the-shirt shots were going to be a distraction. Do you know how ridiculous that is? 

17 7 / 2014

(Source: scarmory, via heyfunniest)

17 7 / 2014

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

tazzygal:

orihime-strawberry-love:

superduperfitblr:

kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!

WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE

  • SEXUAL
  • FUCKING
  • ORGANS!!!

source: X

Ahem.

BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!

Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.

I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)

Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.

So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”

The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.

Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.

In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.

As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.

Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.

You inconsiderate space herpe.

Not only is it educational as fuck but the insults are hilarious as all get out! 

(via castiel-watson-the-fallen-angel)

16 7 / 2014

15 7 / 2014

(Source: iwillpetyourdog)

14 7 / 2014

danceamongroses:

Oh Benedict….

danceamongroses:

Oh Benedict….

14 7 / 2014

14 7 / 2014